YOU SAID:

That dude was defeated by a wet, angry, spitting cat

INTO JAPANESE

あの男は、濡れた、怒った、唾を吐いた猫に倒された

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The man was defeated by a wet, angry, spitting cat

INTO JAPANESE

その男は、濡れた、怒った、唾を吐いた猫に倒された

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The man was defeated by a wet, angry, spitting cat