YOU SAID:

the baboon across the street ate my head off

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通りの向こうのヒヒは私の頭を食べた

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A baboon over the street ate my head

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通りの上のヒヒが私の頭を食べた

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A baboon on the street ate my head

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路上のヒヒが私の頭を食べた

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A baboon on the street ate my head