YOU SAID:
The bad dog peed on the insane carpet
INTO JAPANESE
狂ったカーペットの悪い犬の餌
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crazy carpet bad dog bait
INTO JAPANESE
クレイジーカーペット悪い犬の餌
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Crazy carpet bad dog bait
That didn't even make that much sense in English.