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the big yellow tea bag socked the man

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大きな黄色いティーバッグが男を殴った

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A big yellow tea bag hit a man

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大きな黄色いティーバッグが男性に当たった

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A man was hit by a large yellow tea bag

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男性が大きな黄色いティーバッグに当たった

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A man was hit by a large yellow tea bag