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the dog ate a toothpick then went to go attack his yarn ball of yarn

INTO JAPANESE

犬はつまようじを食べた後、糸の毛糸玉を攻撃しに行きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dog went to attack a ball of yarn after eating a toothpick

INTO JAPANESE

犬はつまようじを食べた後、毛糸の玉を攻撃しに行きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dog went to attack a ball of yarn after eating a toothpick