YOU SAID:
The dog is on the porch, sleeping like a log.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は丸太のように寝て、ポーチにいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog sleeps like a log and is on the porch.
INTO JAPANESE
犬は丸太のように寝て、ポーチにいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The dog sleeps like a log and is on the porch.
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