YOU SAID:

the dog pooped on the old lady and ate them both

INTO JAPANESE

犬は老婦人にうんちをして、両方を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dog pooped at the old lady and ate both

INTO JAPANESE

犬は老婦人にうんちをして、両方を食べた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The dog pooped at the old lady and ate both