YOU SAID:

The howzitgoing dude is real? OMG! He's real!

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ハウジトゴー的な男は本物ですか？ああ、神様！彼は本物だ！

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Is the house-to-go guy real? oh my god! He's real!

INTO JAPANESE

家行きの男は本物ですか？何てことだ！彼は本物だ！

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Is the man going home real? oh my god! He's real!

INTO JAPANESE

男が家に帰るのは本物ですか？何てことだ！彼は本物だ！

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Is it real that a man goes home? oh my god! He's real!

INTO JAPANESE

男が家に帰るというのは本当ですか？何てことだ！彼は本物だ！

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Is it true that a man goes home? oh my god! He's real!

INTO JAPANESE

男が家に帰るって本当ですか？何てことだ！彼は本物だ！

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Is it true that a man goes home? oh my god! He's real!