YOU SAID:
The mushroom god will steal your socks
INTO JAPANESE
きのこの神はあなたの靴下を盗むでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mushroom god will steal your socks
INTO JAPANESE
きのこ神はあなたの靴下を盗むでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mushroom god will steal your socks
That didn't even make that much sense in English.