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The older you get the better you get, unless you're a banana

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バナナじゃない限り年をとるほど良くなる

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Unless it's a banana it gets better with age

INTO JAPANESE

バナナじゃないと年を重ねるごとに良くなる

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If it's not a banana, it gets better with age

INTO JAPANESE

バナナじゃないと歳を重ねるごとに良くなる

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If it's not a banana, it gets better with age