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the rodent smelled like choclate after my daughter banged her head on the table, because her dad left to the store to get milk and hasn't come back after 15 years, even though he smelled like fried bacon Donald Trump still fired him 20 some years ago, so he became wildly depressed

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私の娘がテーブルの上で彼女の頭を強打した後、げっ歯類は、彼女のお父さんがミルクを得るために店に出て、15年後に戻ってこないので、20年前にドナルド・トランプが彼を解雇したようなにおいがしたので、彼はひどく落ち込んだように臭った

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After my daughter wriched her head on the table, the hedons smelled like Donald Trump fired him 20 years ago because her dad went out to the store to get milk and didn't come back 15 years later.

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私の娘がテーブルの上で頭を抱えた後、彼女の父親がミルクを取りに店に出て15年後に戻ってこなかったので、ヘドンはドナルド・トランプが20年前に彼を解雇したようなにおいがしました。

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Hedon smelled like Donald Trump fired him 20 years ago because her father went out to the store to get milk and didn't come back 15 years after my daughter held her head on the table.

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ヘドンは、彼女の父親がミルクを取るために店に出て、私の娘がテーブルの上に頭を抱えてから15年後に戻ってこなかったので、ドナルド・トランプが20年前に彼を解雇したようなにおいがしました。

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Hedon smelled like Donald Trump fired him 20 years ago because her father went out to the store to get milk and didn't come back 15 years after my daughter had her head on the table.

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ヘドンは、彼女の父親がミルクを取るために店に出て、私の娘がテーブルの上に頭を持っていた15年後に戻ってこなかったので、ドナルド・トランプが20年前に彼を解雇したようなにおいがしました。

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Hedon smelled like Donald Trump fired him 20 years ago because her father went out to the store to take milk and didn't come back 15 years after my daughter had her head on the table.

INTO JAPANESE

ヘドンは、彼女の父親がミルクを取るために店に出て、私の娘がテーブルの上に頭を持っていた15年後に戻ってこなかったので、ドナルド・トランプが20年前に彼を解雇したようなにおいがしました。

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Hedon smelled like Donald Trump fired him 20 years ago because her father went out to the store to take milk and didn't come back 15 years after my daughter had her head on the table.