Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
The yew says oy vey those are my shekels.
INTO JAPANESE
ユダヤ人は彼らが私のシケルだと言っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The Jews say they are my shekels.
ユダヤ人は彼らが私のシェケルだと言います。
That's deep, man.