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There I was, sleeping on the couch, then, I farted! So, yeah!

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そこで私はソファで寝ていました、そして、私はおならをしました！そう、そう！

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So I was sleeping on the couch and I did fart! Yes Yes!

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だから私はソファで寝ていておならをしました！はいはい！

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So I slept on the couch and ran off! Yes yes!

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それで私はソファで寝て走り去った！はいはい！

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So I slept on the couch and ran away! Yes yes!

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それで私はソファで寝て逃げた！はいはい！

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So I ran to sleep on the couch and ran away! Yes yes!

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だから私はソファで寝て走り去った！はいはい！

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So I slept on the couch and ran away! Yes yes!

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それで私はソファで寝て逃げた！はいはい！

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So I ran to sleep on the couch and ran away! Yes yes!

INTO JAPANESE

だから私はソファで寝て走り去った！はいはい！