YOU SAID:

there's nothing like having a lazy elephant sitting on your lap

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの膝の上に怠惰な象が座っているようなものは何もありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is nothing like a lazy elephant sitting on your lap

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの膝の上に座っている怠惰な象のようなものは何もありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is nothing like a lazy elephant sitting on your lap