YOU SAID:
There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night. With a terrible fright. To find out his dream had come true!
INTO JAPANESE
ペルーから来た男がいました。誰が彼が自分の靴を食べているのを夢見ていました。彼は夜目が覚めた。ひどい恐怖で。彼の夢を見つけることが叶いました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a man from Peru. Who dreamed of eating his shoes. He woke up at night. With terrible fear. Finding his dream came true!
INTO JAPANESE
ペルーから来た男がいました。誰が彼の靴を食べることを夢見ていました。彼は夜目が覚めた。ひどい恐怖で。彼の夢を見つけることが叶いました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a man from Peru. Who dreamed of eating his shoes. He woke up at night. With terrible fear. Finding his dream came true!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.