YOU SAID:

there was this birds poopin on me and calling it archery

INTO JAPANESE

私にこの鳥のうんちがあり、それをアーチェリーと呼んでいた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had this bird poop and called it archery

INTO JAPANESE

私はこの鳥のうんちを持っていて、それをアーチェリーと呼びました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I had this bird poop and called it archery