YOU SAID:
Thicky Nicky is getting cancer
INTO JAPANESE
太いニッキーは癌になっています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thick Nicky has become cancer
INTO JAPANESE
太いニッキーは癌になった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thick Nicky got cancer
INTO JAPANESE
太いニッキーは癌にかかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big Nicky got cancer
INTO JAPANESE
ビッグニッキーは癌にかかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big Nicky took cancer
INTO JAPANESE
ビッグニッキーが癌にかかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Big Nicky took cancer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
