YOU SAID:

This doesn't work at all, this is so broken

INTO JAPANESE

これはまったく機能しません、これはとても壊れています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This doesn't work at all, it's very broken

INTO JAPANESE

これはまったく機能しません、それは非常に壊れています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This doesn't work at all, it's very broken