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This is a hilarious translator! How do I even understand myself, when everything I say is changed? This is somewhat perplexing, don't you agree?

INTO JAPANESE

なんて面白い翻訳者なんだ！自分の発言が全部変わってしまったら、一体どうやって自分のことを理解すればいいんだろう？ちょっと戸惑うよね？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What an interesting translator! How on earth am I supposed to understand myself if everything I say changes? It's a bit confusing, isn't it?

INTO JAPANESE

面白い翻訳者ですね！自分の発言が全部変わってしまったら、一体どうやって自分のことを理解すればいいんでしょうか？ちょっと混乱しちゃいますよね？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Interesting translator! How on earth am I supposed to understand myself if everything I say changes? It's a bit confusing, isn't it?

INTO JAPANESE

面白い翻訳者ですね！自分の発言が全部変わってしまったら、一体どうやって自分のことを理解すればいいんでしょうか？ちょっと混乱しちゃいますよね？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Interesting translator! How on earth am I supposed to understand myself if everything I say changes? It's a bit confusing, isn't it?