YOU SAID:

this is so weird I dont even know what to say to you poops.

INTO JAPANESE

これはとても奇妙です私はあなたの糞に何を言うべきかさえ知らない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is so strange I don't even know what to say to your poop.

INTO JAPANESE

これはとても不思議です。私はあなたのうんちに何を言うべきかさえ知らない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is very strange. I don't even know what to say to your poop.

INTO JAPANESE

これは非常に奇妙です。私はあなたのうんちに何を言うべきかさえ知らない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is very strange. I don't even know what to say to your poop.