YOU SAID:
This is the absolutely the LAST funeral we ever take your kids to!
INTO JAPANESE
これは私たちが今まであなたの子供を連れて行った絶対に最後の葬儀です！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is absolutely the last funeral we have ever taken your child up!
INTO JAPANESE
これは絶対に私たちが今までにあなたの子供を連れて行った最後の葬儀です！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is absolutely the last funeral we took your child to date!
INTO JAPANESE
これは絶対に私達がこれまでにあなたの子供を連れて行った最後の葬儀です！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is absolutely the last funeral we took your child to date!
Come on, you can do better than that.
