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YOU SAID:

This soul-breaking record is sure to transform your hands into webbed paws.

INTO JAPANESE

この魂を揺るがす記録は、あなたの手を水かきのある足に変えること間違いなしです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This soul-stirring record is sure to turn your hands into webbed feet.

INTO JAPANESE

この魂を揺さぶるレコードは、あなたの手を水かきのある足に変えてしまうはずです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This soul-stirring record is sure to turn your hands into webbed feet.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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