YOU SAID:
Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows
INTO JAPANESE
汝主の濡れた頭の回転!鉱山肘持っているよりもっと脳をなた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thy Lord's wet head rotation! mine elbow have more than thou's brain
INTO JAPANESE
なたの主は、頭の回転の濡れた!鉱山の肘が汝の脳より多くがあります。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.