YOU SAID:
Thunder, lightning, and rain, oh my! Thankfully it is safe indoors.
INTO JAPANESE
雷、稲妻、雨、ああ私!ありがたいことに、それは屋内で安全です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thunder, lightning, rain, oh me!
INTO JAPANESE
雷、稲妻、雨、ああ私!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thunder, lightning, rain, oh me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.