YOU SAID:
Time to take a big poo poo pee pee but wait there's no toilet paper oh no someone help please
INTO JAPANESE
大きなうんちをおしっこする時間ですが、トイレットペーパーがないのを待ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's time to pee big poo, but wait for no toilet paper
INTO JAPANESE
それは大きなうんちをおしっこする時間ですが、トイレットペーパーがなくなるまで待ちます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's time to pee big poo, but wait until the toilet paper runs out
INTO JAPANESE
それは大きなうんちをおしっこする時間ですが、トイレットペーパーがなくなるまで待ちます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's time to pee big poo, but wait until the toilet paper runs out
That didn't even make that much sense in English.