YOU SAID:
today i learned that your mother ate my pickles
INTO JAPANESE
今日、あなたのお母さんが私の漬物を食べたことを知りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I learned today that your mom ate my pickles
INTO JAPANESE
今日、あなたのお母さんが私の漬物を食べたことを知りました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I learned today that your mom ate my pickles
That didn't even make that much sense in English.