Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Today I masturbated in my bed

INTO JAPANESE

今日はベッドで自慰行為をしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I masturbated in bed today

INTO JAPANESE

今日はベッドでオナニーしました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I masturbated in bed today

Equilibrium found!

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