YOU SAID:

Today we smacked some pineapples

INTO JAPANESE

今日はパイナップルを叩きました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Today I hit a pineapple.

INTO JAPANESE

今日はパイナップルに当たった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hit a pineapple today.

INTO JAPANESE

今日パイナップルを打った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hit a pineapple today.