YOU SAID:

Ugh I am failing and I am winning and I am eating.

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、私は失敗していて、勝っていて、食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I'm failing, winning, eating.

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、私は失敗し、勝ち、食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I'm failing, winning, eating.