YOU SAID:

UH, I THINK I POOPED MY PANTS REALLY HARD MOMICITA

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、私は自分のパンツを本当に手に入れたと思います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I think I really got my pants

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、私は本当に私のズボンを手に入れたと思う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I think I really got my pants