YOU SAID:

uH OH, I'M POOPING IN MY PANTS AND ITS SMELLY AND EVERYBODY SAW ME, MY FACE IS RED I'M SO EMBARRASED

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、私は私のパンツとそのにおいと誰もが私を見て、私の顔が赤くて恥ずかしいです

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Um, I'm ashamed my face is red and my smell and everyone looks at me, my face is red

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、私は顔が赤くて、私の匂いと誰もが私を見て恥ずかしいです、私の顔は赤です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Um, I have a red face, my smell and everyone is ashamed to see me, my face is red

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、私は赤い顔をしていて、私の匂いがして、みんなが私を見て恥ずかしくて、私の顔は赤い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmm, I have a red face, smell my, everyone is ashamed to see me, my face is red

INTO JAPANESE

うーん、私は赤い顔をしている、私の匂いがする、誰もが私を見て恥ずかしい、私の顔は赤い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hmm, I have a red face, smell my, everyone is embarrassed to see me, my face is red

INTO JAPANESE

ふむ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

/(int) hmm/I see/hrm/

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ふうむ

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/(int) hmm/I see/hrm/