YOU SAID:
Uh, why is there a creepy bear at our window on a full moon?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ、満月の窓の上に、かわいいクマがいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is there a cute bear on the full moon window?
INTO JAPANESE
何でベッドの上にボーガンがあるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is there a crossbow on the bed?
INTO JAPANESE
何でベッドの上にボーガンがあるの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is there a crossbow on the bed?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.