YOU SAID:
Waiter there is a cow in my soup.
INTO JAPANESE
ウェイター私のスープに牛がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Waiter I have a cow in my soup.
INTO JAPANESE
ウェイター私は私のスープに牛を飼っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Waiter I have a cow in my soup.
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