YOU SAID:
Wake up! I might sit on you!
INTO JAPANESE
起きてください!私はあなたの上に座る可能性があります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wake up! May I sit on you!
INTO JAPANESE
起きてください!私はあなたに座る可能性があります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wake up! May I sit on you!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.