YOU SAID:

wat is the best you ever had was it the worse youd ever know ill try to tell you what i think and play it off like its a joke

INTO JAPANESE

ワットはあなたが今まで持っていた中で最高ですそれはあなたが今までに知っていたより悪いことでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Watt is the best you've ever had It was worse than you ever knew

INTO JAPANESE

ワットはあなたが今まで持っていた中で最高ですそれはあなたが今まで知っていたよりもひどいものでした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Watt is the best you've ever had It was worse than you ever knew