YOU SAID:

We're in The Backrooms, and OMG is that Chili?!

INTO JAPANESE

私たちはバックルームズにいます、そして、ああ、あのチリですか?!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We're in the Back Rooms and oh my god is that Chili?!

INTO JAPANESE

私たちはバックルームにいるのですが、なんと、あれはチリですか?!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We're in the back room and lo and behold, is that Chili?!

INTO JAPANESE

私たちは奥の部屋にいるのですが、なんと、あれはチリですか?!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We're in the back room and lo and behold, is that Chili?!