YOU SAID:
Welcome Tonight. Good morning. I am myself.
INTO JAPANESE
ようこそ今夜。おはよう。私は私自身です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome tonight. good morning. i am myself
INTO JAPANESE
今夜はようこそ。おはよう。私は私です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome tonight. good morning. i am i
INTO JAPANESE
今夜はようこそ。おはよう。私は私です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Welcome tonight. good morning. i am i
That didn't even make that much sense in English.