YOU SAID:

Well, apparently Mom… Oh, geez, you don't know what a mom is… Okay!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、どうやらママ…ああ、そうねえ、あなたはママが何であるかわからない…わかりました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, apparently Mom ... oh, hey, you don't know what Mom is ... ok!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、どうやらママ...ああ、ねえ、あなたはママが何であるかわからない... OK！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, apparently mama ... ah, hey, you do not know what mama is ... OK!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、どうやらママ...ああ、ちょっと、あなたはママが何であるかわからない... OK！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, apparently Mom ... Oh, hey, you do not know what Mom is ... OK!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、どうやらママ...ああ、ねえ、あなたはママが何であるかわからない... OK！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, apparently mama ... ah, hey, you do not know what mama is ... OK!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、どうやらママ...ああ、ちょっと、あなたはママが何であるかわからない... OK！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, apparently Mom ... Oh, hey, you do not know what Mom is ... OK!