YOU SAID:
Well kettle my corn, he vanishified!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、トウモロコシをやかんで、彼は消えた！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, kettle the corn and he's gone!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、トウモロコシを煮れば彼は消えるよ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, boil some corn and he'll go away!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、トウモロコシを茹でれば彼は去っていくよ！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, boil some corn and he'll go away!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
