YOU SAID:

Well kettle my corn, he vanishified!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、トウモロコシをやかんで、彼は消えた！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, kettle the corn and he's gone!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、トウモロコシを煮れば彼は消えるよ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, boil some corn and he'll go away!

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、トウモロコシを茹でれば彼は去っていくよ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, boil some corn and he'll go away!