YOU SAID:

Well, the kids eat me.

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、子供たちは私を食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I eat children.

INTO JAPANESE

さて、私は子供を食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, my kids eat.

INTO JAPANESE

さて、私の子供たちが食べる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, my kids eat.