YOU SAID:

well well well, what do we have here. It looks like a stinky poopy pants

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さて、まあ、ここには何がありますか。臭いうんこパンツみたいだ

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Okay, well, what do we have here? Looks like stinky poop pants

INTO JAPANESE

さて、ここには何があるでしょうか？臭いうんこパンツみたいだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So what do we have here? Looks like stinky poop pants

INTO JAPANESE

それで、ここには何があるでしょうか？臭いうんこパンツみたいだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So what do we have here? Looks like stinky poop pants