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WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!? Not waifu, friend.

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キツネは何て言うんだ？！？ワイフじゃないよ、友達。

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What does the fox say?!? Not a wife, a friend.

INTO JAPANESE

キツネは何て言うんだ？！？ 妻じゃなくて友達だ。

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What does the fox say?!? Not a wife, but a friend.

INTO JAPANESE

キツネは何て言うんだ？！？ 妻じゃなくて友達だよ。

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What does the fox say?!? She's not my wife, she's my friend.

INTO JAPANESE

キツネは何て言ってるの？！？ 彼女は私の妻じゃない、友達よ。

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What is the fox saying?!? She is not my wife, she is my friend.

INTO JAPANESE

キツネは何を言っているんだ？！？彼女は私の妻ではなく、私の友人です。

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What is the fox saying?!? She is not my wife, she is my friend.