YOU SAID:
What if someone had a soap kink
INTO JAPANESE
もし誰かが石けんを持っていたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If someone has a soap
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが石鹸を持っているなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If someone has soap
INTO JAPANESE
誰かが石鹸を持っているなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If someone has soap
That didn't even make that much sense in English.