YOU SAID:

What is healthy anyway? I only feel good if my stomach feels like I've just gone on a carnival ride, if I can't breathe, something hurts, or standing up makes me see stars.

INTO JAPANESE

とにかく健康的ですか？私の胃がちょうどカーニバルに乗って行ったような気分であるならば、私は気分が良くなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Is it healthy anyway? If I feel like my stomach just got on the carnival, I feel better.

INTO JAPANESE

とにかく健康的ですか？私の胃がちょうどカーニバルに乗ったような気がしたら、気分はよくなります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Is it healthy anyway? If I feel like my stomach just got on the carnival, I feel better.