YOU SAID:
What is healthy anyway? I only feel good if my stomach feels like I've just gone on a carnival ride, if I can't breathe, something hurts, or standing up makes me see stars.
INTO JAPANESE
とにかく健康的ですか?私の胃がちょうどカーニバルに乗って行ったような気分であるならば、私は気分が良くなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is it healthy anyway? If I feel like my stomach just got on the carnival, I feel better.
INTO JAPANESE
とにかく健康的ですか?私の胃がちょうどカーニバルに乗ったような気がしたら、気分はよくなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Is it healthy anyway? If I feel like my stomach just got on the carnival, I feel better.
Come on, you can do better than that.