YOU SAID:

What the heck is this translator like even?

INTO JAPANESE

一体何がこの翻訳のようなもですか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What sort of translation is what well do.

INTO JAPANESE

どのような翻訳は、何もです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Any such translation is nothing.

INTO JAPANESE

そのような翻訳はないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no such translation.

INTO JAPANESE

このような変換はありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Such conversion is not.

INTO JAPANESE

このような変換ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Such conversion is not.