YOU SAID:
\自殺は自分を突き刺して電話を切る唯一の方法です。
INTO JAPANESE
\自殺は自分を突き刺して電話を切る唯一の方法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
\ Suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang up.
INTO JAPANESE
\自殺は自分を刺して電話を切る唯一の方法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
\ Suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang up.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.