YOU SAID:
Whatever hamsters do sux
INTO JAPANESE
ハムスターがサックスをするものは何でも
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whatever a hamster saxophones
INTO JAPANESE
ハムスターのサックスが何であれ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whatever the hamster saxophone
INTO JAPANESE
ハムスターサックスが何であれ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Whatever the hamster saxophone
That didn't even make that much sense in English.