YOU SAID:

whats today's date? oh wait today doesnt exist

INTO JAPANESE

今日は何日ですか？ああ、今日は存在しない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What day is it today? Oh, it doesn't exist today

INTO JAPANESE

今日は何曜日ですか？ああ、今日は存在しません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

What day is it today? Oh, it doesn't exist today