YOU SAID:
whats up you fat big cats of every where i do not know how to speak lots of langues be i can speak in microwave and whale like a deer with four horns you nincompoop
INTO JAPANESE
どうしたの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"What's the matter?"
INTO JAPANESE
どうされました?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"What's the matter?"
That didn't even make that much sense in English.