YOU SAID:
When fire eats a turtle, I will pee
INTO JAPANESE
火がカメを食べるとき、私はおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the fire eat the turtle, I will pee
INTO JAPANESE
火がカメを食べるとき、私はおしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the fire eat the turtle, I will pee
That didn't even make that much sense in English.